but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
To be safe we lose our chance of ever knowing…
how do they even survive in the wild?
That’s your “be bigger than your predator pose”. It doesn’t work but it’s cute <3
This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.